About me
Here you’ll find a short summary of my curriculum vitae as well as miscellaneous things you might find relevant.
Check also my Web site at http://www.tafkas.net
Curriculum Vitae
10/31/1980 Born in Berlin
1987 - 1993 Reginhard Grundschule, Berlin (primary school)
1993 - 2000 Friedrich-Engels-Oberschule, Berlin (secondary school)
2000 Abitur (general qualification for university entrance)
2000 - 2001 3./ JgBtl 1 Berlin (basic military service)
StKp StOKdo Berlin (advanced military service)
Since 2001 Study of computer science, physics and business administration at the Freie Universitaet Berlin.
Miscellaneous
Just the moment I was born I knew the whole world would love me. But I do not love them.
In the creche and afterwards in kindergarden I was noticeably unpleasant, since I always and constantly wanted to explain to my fellows the general as well as the special relativity theory.
Lateron, in primary school I advanced to a far higher level of knowledge and discovered the basics of modern genetic engineering. In my spare time - which I had a lot of - I developed my own ideas concerning black holes, artificial intelligence and the perverted sexual habits of paving-stones.
On High School I achieved the mental climax of mankind. It was the time I got final enlightment and found the true sense of life. Since then, I know that it is my actual aim to live lethargy and parasitism in a very modelful way and be thus a perfect idol to our world’s youth. In my eyes, I do my job to the fullest satisfaction of all.
Even the German Armed Forces (called Bundeswehr) were surprised of my consistent way of life that they limited the time of my service to 15 month. The only thing left in my quite amazing life was studying computer science. Therefore I attend the Freie Universitaet Berlin, Germany, and abolish any remaining resistance.
Who is Tafkas?
Unfortunately no one can be told who the Tafkas is! Just kidding! 
You are sleepless of questioning yourself what Tafkas means? It is just an akronym for “The Artist formely known as Stade”.